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Kelli Maroney Homecoming Queen

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HOMECOMING QUEEN AT THE END OF THE WORLD
(Mans Ek/Charlie Mason/Consortium Of Genius)
INTRO:
KELLI: Gimme a G!
GROUP ANSWERS AS ZOMBIES: G!
KELLI: Gimme an E!
GROUP: E!
KELLI: Gimme an N!
GROUP: N!
KELLI: Gimme an I!
GROUP: I!
KELLI: OMG, Harry, put your eye back in.
VERSE 1
It's a shame, it's a crime:
They never really had a chance.
Outta luck, outta time:
The Reaper crashed their high school dance.
PRE 1
But oh, if 'e hadn' died,
She was sure it's like, ya know
If 'e wasn' zombified,
He'd 'ave asked 'er if she would go
Because
CHORUS
She was so beautiful!
So popular!
She was jus' the kind o' girl
Who woulda been
For sure, I mean,
Homecoming queen!
She was so virginal!
So fit to burs'!
She was jus' the kind o' girl
Who woulda been
Homecoming queen
At the end of the world.
MONOLOGUE (STARTS SWEET AND GETS INSANER AND INSANER)
I'd like to, you know, like, thank everybody who voted for me, but oh wait, that's right - none of you losers, like, DID vote for me! So you're zombies; big deal! If you don't respect this tiara; (CHOKING UP) if you don't respect YOURSELVES enough to vote for homecoming queen, then; then you might as well kill yourself!!! (REALIZES HOW STUPID THAT SOUNDS UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES) If you weren't already, like, dead. (GIVES UP) Whatever.
VERSE 2
Yesterday, yesteryear:
She thinks about 'em more an' more.
Through the gin, through the tears: (it's GIN, not grin)
She pictures who she was before.
PRE 2
And oh, as she loads 'er gun,
She recalls the wannabes;
They could tell she woulda won
Were there no catastrophes; (kuh-TASS-truh-FEES)
Because;
CHORUS
OUTRO DIALOGUE
Something tells me I'm not gonna make it home for curfew.

 

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